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This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.





i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

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stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

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ruinedchildhood:

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

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Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY

Harry Potter: This is awesome 

Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year

Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing

Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -

Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT

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dreamalittlebiggerdahling:

heatherleighann:

If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

Andrew’s smile in this scene could create world peace

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mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

with all the strength of a raging fire

MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF

THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Night Fury: the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance — hide and pray it does not find you.

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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