• Marvel: this character is dead
  • Marvel: totally dead
  • Marvel: definitely
  • Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel: ...lol jk

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punkdelusion:

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

its a metaphor, see

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

image

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"She gives the worst massages ever. It was like she was torturing me for information. I wanted to give it up. I just didn’t know what it was!"

(Source: mcbrilliant)

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thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

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webgeekist:

retr0philia:

calzona-otp:

sharplydressedlesbo:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

Greatest thing ever

Things like this remind me how much I love poetry slams. 

I fucking love it

this is how you dad.

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